A certain general manager of a certain hockey team met the press Tuesday and declared:

--- That his team has no goaltending crisis.

---- That his captain is fine and has no relationship issues with the head coach.

--- The the nucleus, aging or not, is not threatened by a slamming window of opportunity.

"Window?" he said. "I don't even know what that means."

Must be the general manager of one splendid hockey team.

Which one?

Take a guess.

Bingo.

Check out my column on delcotimes.com and in the Daily Times Wednesday for more happiness from Voorh ... I mean, some town where that particular hockey team trains.